Algy is so snart

One morning I woke the kids for daycare. Algy gets up, half a sleep and takes off all his clothes to go pee. I see him standing in front of the toilet and when he is done peeing he pats himself on the butt to shake off the last drops.

One Sunday we get home from church and Mark goes to the bathroom, after a little bit Algy says he needs to pee. I took him outside and told him to pee on the leaves by the tree. Algy asked "do those leaves need to get wet?" I said yes. Then he said "those leaves will be wet in no time!"

Algy started bawling in bed the other night, I sent Mark in to resolve the problem. When he came out he said that Algy was crying because Liesl called him a genius.

When we were moving Mark was making a list of all the household items that he could fit into his car and take one particular trip he was making. He listed his guitars and amps and the lazy boy. Then Algy says "dad I don't want to be the lazy boy."

Where are their owners?

There were some kids running around at the park and their parents were not very close by. Liesl asks me "where are their owners? Why aren't their owners watching them?"

My mom was talking to Liesl on the phone asking her about our flight to Massachusetts. My mom told Liesl she was scared to fly, Liesl said to her "just put your seatbelt on and don't look out the window."

Arts and Craps

Liesl and Algy love to do "arts and craps," clearly these are my children.

We are trying to teach Algy how to say R and L. When we ask him if he can repeat after us, he just replies..."no. I don't think so."

Liesl is fascinated by Darth Vadar and how he apparently got to his horrid state by not eating is vegetables and so on. She wants us to describe the stories in detail, and when we try to change the subject she says "lets go back to Dark Nadar...start at the beginning. I really like hearing about him." Algy likes to watch star wars so he can shoot at the screen with his "gun"

After church Mark and I were changing clothes in our room, and we hear this rhythmic pounding on the door. After we finished we opened the door to find Algy lying down naked, with a pile of clothes and kicking the door. He says "I need help with this and my foot hurts.

The little gym

New brush moves

Mark was watching Liesl brush her teeth. She turned the brush straight up and down and began to brush the front of her teeth, making a complete mess. Then she paused and said to Mark: "I have some new brush moves."

Goodbye balloon

Mark took Liesl to the grocery store and came home with a balloon. This incited a great deal of animosity and jealousy in Algy who, waking from his nap, found that his sister got both a trip out and a balloon. I took Liesl aside and asked her if she wanted to give her balloon to Algy (thinking I could somehow teach a 4 year old to be selfless). After a lot of convincing, she reluctantly handed over the balloon to her brother, tearfully proclaiming "I'm going to miss you balloon." Her generous moment quickly fled and they were back to fighting over the balloon. After about 30 min, my mom popped the balloon, sending everyone into hysterics.

We were in the Joann fabric store and were trying to pass through a very tight aisle. Some women had collected at the end of the aisle and we waited to pass through. Liesl yells ahead to the ladies "Hey! We're getting all bunched up over here." To which the women laughed and moved aside.

Algy likes to pretend he is a dump truck and is constantly scooping at my, and my mom's feet when we are sitting down. This results in him shouting at us "You're dirt!" It took me a while to figure that one out, and not take it as a personal attack.