You Suck!

My mom was helping Algy drink a shake and she was directing him by saying: "suck...suck." He yelled back at her "you suck!"

Liesl made her Christmas list and wants a diamond bracelet, chips and a chip clip, and a trampoline among other items. We went shopping afterwards and she had a complete breakdown when I wouldn't buy her a belt. She said "But, it's not on my list!" (sobbing) "How will Santa know to get it for me?" I told her I would call Santa. (I haven't done that yet).

Liesl is starting to remember all of my lies, and it is catching up with me. I told her we could go to the bathroom in Walmart, and she argued, because the last time we were there I told her Walmart had no bathroom.

When Liesl is older, she will be a ballerina and wear lipstick and earrings and chew gum.

Liesl sang to me "I am a Child of God," she sings: "Has given me a weirdo home, with parents kind and dear."

Cookies!

At the bathroom at FYE they have a vanilla air freshener, Liesl goes in and exclaims "Cookies! They have cookies in here!"

At bed time Mark tucks in the kids and Liesl says to him, "I love you Mark, you are a good man."

Algy is a movie critic and regularly says "show sucks"

Our family was shopping in Bed Bath and Beyond, in the Beyond section, and Liesl says: "I like sparkley man things!"

You know that one guy

So my daughter liesl was riding with me in the car and she says "I sure like that guy that lives at Grandma's house." I say "Grandpa?" and she says "yeah, he's a tickle monster."